everyonesahero:

nihaodomhan:

YOU WANT A FANFIC I’LL GIVE YOU A FANFIC

one day sara was walking back from class when she heard a familiar voice

“SARA-CHAN WAIT PLEASE” it was ashley, her kawaii friend from middle school, running towards her, one arm waving in the air frantically.

Sara gasped and long pink streaks suddenly appeared across her face like a disease. “good afternoon, ashley-chan”

the wind blew up and ashley’s kawaii japanese school uniform mini skirt that she didn’t actually need to wear because this is america blew up and ashley shrieked like an anime. saras skirt just kinda wibbled around but didn’t really move anywhere because physics fuck you

“you didn’t say goodbye, sara-chan!” ashley said, her hands in a fist under her chin, shaking dramatically. “i…needed to say goodbye….”

sara reached out a hand and placed her palm on ashley’s delicate face. “oh…you are so kawaii….i am only going home….” her arm retreated suddenly and she made a fist and looked at the ground dramatically as if she were suffering from carpel tunnel. “i just…needed to clear my head”

“daijobu?!?!?!” ashley wailed, giant tears welling up in her giant eyes which cascaded down violently to the ground, splashing in giant puddles around her feet

“i….i…..” more carpel tunnel fist clenching. Sara dramatically spun to look at her friend’s face. “AISHITERU, ASHLEY-CHAN!” now her tears spun off her face and splashed to the ground, seeping into ashley’s tear puddles.

“oh…oh SARA-CHAN i thought you would never say that!!!” the two embraced as the two tear puddles formed a giant tear puddle in the shape of a heart

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AND THEN RACHAEL RAN THEM BOTH OVER WITH A BICYCLE.

OMFG RACHAEL I CAN’T HANDLE THIS I’M WHEEZING

HELP I CAN’T
THIS IS TOO ACCURATE OF OUR LIVES